Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
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leviathancrafts:

jack·et 

n.
1. A short coat usually extending to the hips.
2. An outer covering or casing, especially:
a. The skin of a potato.
b. The dust jacket of a book or phonograph record.
c. An insulation covering for a steam pipe, wire, boiler, or similar part.
d. An open envelope or folder for filing papers.
e. The outer metal shell or case of a bullet.

-One more ode to fashion in the letter j for me them it’s off to the letter K!

-Levi

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sanguinarybenevolence:

mylordn:

These bitches were my childhood. Anyone else? lol

fuck someone please tell me the name of the first one again pls IM DYING

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mystical-kitsune:

tikanii:

mormeyrids:

tumblino:

asbutt:

my friend showed me this in our lgbtq club during lunch last week
it was gr8

this is actually one of the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

oh

my

god

motherfucker

do you have that not so fresh feeling?

Da fuck did I just watch…..

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thneed-ler:

NOW HE PIUT IT IN MY MOMS BATHROOMK AND SHE SCREAME D TOO FCUK IM GONNA PISS

thneed-ler:

NOW HE PIUT IT IN MY MOMS BATHROOMK AND SHE SCREAME D TOO FCUK IM GONNA PISS

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